Jessica Rowe

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Crap Housewife

Crap Housewife

The website and online movement

One Fat Lady & One Thin Lady

One Fat Lady & One Thin Lady

Listen to the hilarious new podcast from Jessica Rowe and Denise Drysdale

Corporate & Public Speaking

Corporate & Public Speaking

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Today is Thursday! Thursday is burgers!!! #craphousewife #lookthereslettuce

Today is Wednesday! Wednesday is a bit of everything!! @chargrillcharlies for one, sausages and mash for the rest of us!! #craphousewife #howmanymealsareyoumakingtonight

It has been awhile between red carpets! Thank you @gingerandsmart for getting me ready for the Diamond Guild awards! (How about my @mussonjewellers earrings!!) #craphousewifefrocksup #diamondsareagirlsbestfriend

I reckon Meghan Markle would rock a catsuit! 😻😻😻 I’d love to crash my craphousewife.com website with orders- just like @karengeeofficial ‘s has since the Duchess was spotted in that stunning white frock!! #craphousewife #catsuit #unitard #perfectforalloccassions #evenroyalones #princessesrockcatsuits

Today is Monday! Monday is schnitzel! (Goooo the Panko!!) 😻😻😻😻 And thank you @thedailyedited @butlikemaybe for phone case for Breast Cancer Awareness month! #craphousewife #panko #gettingorganisedsortofforbacktoschool #onlyjustgothomeandbenchislikethis #breastcancerawareness